Dotdadadotdot.com

     Dotdadadotdot.com passed away silently in it’s sleep last night due to complications during the birth of it’s child Psyminscirc.us. 

     Dotdadadotdot.com was born March 23, 2006, and left us much before it’s time.  I still have 3 years left on the registration of this website.  In the short time Dotdadadotdot.com was here, it embellished our lives with it’s well known stories, such as, “Casey’s Pizza Came Cause Joel Was Lame.” And, “Son of a Nun and Bobby With a Gun.” 

     The website started out as your standard HTML website, trying to mimic a web log style format. It tracked the performance of a well known bowling team, Explosive Splits during bowling league. Then one day, as if it was fate, the site was finally converted to an actual web log using actual web logging software created by WordPress.  All of this thanks to it’s fairy godmother, Admin.  Dotdadadotdot.com had the life it truly desired.  That’s when the site really took off.

     Initially keeping us up to date on the ultimate Soprano’s party, “Soprano’s Night” hosted by none other than Chrissy.  And it had the occasional cute story about a possible winning lottery ticket, and reviews about everything from books to cell phones to movies.  It had the world in the palm of it’s hand.  Then tragedy struck. 

     Due to it’s long name the site had been viciously and sometimes violently teased by jealous and lazy people who thought the name had too many dots and da’s.  These pieces of trash would say, “the name is too hard to remember and takes too long to type in my address bar!”  Driving Dotdadadotdot.com to rely on the escape only extremely heavy drug and alcohol use could provide.  It seemed as if this true life Cinderella story was turning out to be a true life nightmare.  Dotdadadotdot.com started dating it’s fans.  In a whirlwind downward spiral, a very serious relationship with it’s acclaimed “Dotter,” Taco, ended when she found out Dotdadadotdot.com was just using her to get to her current fiancé, Jay Stay.  Jay Stay and Dotdadadotdot.com were captured on many occasions in very compromising situations by several tabloids creating a media frenzy.  In a short time, juggling several women and men and drugs caught up with the site.  The daily posts turned into weekly posts, then monthly posts.  Then since the posts were so few and far between the site lost most of its readers due to neglect and staleness.  But, Dotdadadotdot.com's life was changed when it crossed paths with a very special person.  Kitch, had the site at, "I love the pink theme."  Dotdadadotdot.com and Kitch soon after moved in together and had plans for marriage after they found out Dotdadadotdot.com was pregnant with it's first child. 

     All those hopes were shattered last night.  But they named their son after the first Dotter.  Psymin.  Psyminscirc.us has promised to fulfill the dreams it's parent website,  Dotdadadotdot.com, never got the chance to achieve.  Kitch, not wanting anything to do with the website that reminds him of the website he loved so much (especially in it's pink theme), warded custody of Psyminscirc.us to the state.  Psyminscirc.us is now free to post what ever it wants when ever it wants and only God can tell what lays in store for it's future.

  Dotdadadotdot.com's home, located at http://Dotdadadotdot.com, is now for sale and will probably fetch a pretty penny for being one of the most legendary homes for a website ever.